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[Baked] I'm back.

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"And so the boy, given up for dead.. ... returns to his people,to sacred Sparta, a king!"                   Interesting enough,you might find posters such as these 'round town,indicating my return. Unfortunately for y'all,the boy mentioned in the lines is me. Yes. I'm back. Take a moment to let that sink in. Pray to your gods. Pray that my posts will a be quick death for you. For I shall show no mercy. On a side,cheery note,I'm actually back.I've been brainstorming for the past week, and got a couple of things regarding the other side of me  (the one who lives in the parallel dimension called "reality") worked out, and it's all good. So expect the usual shower of the usual quirky,downright weird  and quixotic (There comes a time when people learn new words  and they brag about it.This is one such case)  posts so forth. The warning has been given.Their fate is now their own. D. (If you checked out t...

[Very Short]A Season Finale

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Due a slight change in my hectic schedule, I'll be taking a little break from the blogosphere for about a week or two. I've been blogging for nearly 2 months,and to my surprise,there's been quite a few ardent followers,and I thank you for the support! :) But really,I need to recharge my mind (and my Awesomeness.) for a while,hence the break. Do not fear,for I shall return.(I'll still be moderating the blog.) Now run along and make yourselves busy. D. (As it's the season finale,I'll include a few extra videos as a treat! Firstly,it's the Oscar-winning short film - Paperman  [Note that the link is a facebook page,since I couldn't find any complete version of it anywhere except on my computer.] Second, the Symphony of Sciene - The Quantum World!  [Honestly,I liked it only because Morgan Freeman was in it.] And last,but not least,a   Slow Loris ! You'll understand why I linked it once you watch it.) That's all I got for the post. Now behave...

Shawarma for the weak hearted souls.

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First,choose your weapon(s) of preference. Then,locate and identity your target. Choose the perfect way to take out the target,without any mess or witnesses (to avoid calling in a cleaner.) Once the objective is completed,make sure to remove all traces of you being in the location nor anywhere near the target in order to avoid suspicion. If you thought this was instructions on how to kill a person,I truly do hope you're not anti-social and a psychopath. If you thought this was the perfect set of instructions on how to cook,then you're a chef at heart. I've always been a lad fond of cooking .Ever since I was a wee-little boy, I've always conjured up mixtures of things that resulted in confusing, and possible dangerous concoctions. In fact,there was an incident where I was asked to give a few of my visiting relatives something to drink (mind you,I had no ill intentions) and my mom told me to try making some Tang . But little ol' me had one experiment in m...

[Short]A shoutout to that lady! Heil!

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That lady. That little missy. The one with the bossy attitude. A dictator,no doubt,whose power ranks amongst the biggest tyrants of all time. But as it is,some people tend to love dictators.I *used* to love Hitler because he followed his ideals firmly (little did I know that he used to gas people just to follow his ideals) and as such,I guess I'm a sucker for dictators. But this dictator isn't the ruler of any continent,country or any village,for that matter. She's the ruler of a house. A specific one. Mine. Of course,the wickedly brilliant people might've caught on already with all those hard clues I left behind (Cool,maaan!),and for the blissfully ignorant,I'm talking about my Mom. Now she's not as bad as I'm suggesting wildly. She's been a dictator ever since I crossed the 13-year-old mark. But all in all,she does that for my own good,for the sake of my future,for the better of mankind as it is. She's also the perfect playmate,and the careta...

Being Real,and how good it can feel.

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In a world of endless opportunities and ideas,how do you truly convey the real you to others? How do you teach them the real part of you,the diamond in the rough?That you're not as mean and nasty as they think you are,but instead,a gung-ho type? Do you paint,or dance? Some artistic form developing throughout the history of mankind? Or do you blog about it,like I do? Or maybe post vlogs? Perhaps,maybe even depict those little ideas in forms of pictures or videos - maybe even short films,no matter how horrible they are? Or do you live a fake life,full of lies,showing people the way they want you to be,and not the real you? Well,I'd have to say,if you don't really express yourself,you're just living a life of a nobody. A nobody,as in the fact that you never really tried to be creative. A caged bird,a butterfly stuck in a lonely,dark room. A chained pet. Maybe you don't express yourself because you're afraid of what people might think of you,or maybe you...

Talking to people - The Inevitable mistake of your life.

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Don't get me wrong,I love talking.I began to talk a bit late into my life I was around 5,I think,and the first legitimate words were fumbled words from the national anthem of my country.Why was I singing the anthem? Because the kindergarten my mom was planning to get me into was screening kids by making them sing songs they like.I happened to be the only one who hadn't actually talked much before that,so imagine my parent's tears when I actually sang. And now,I realize that talking is not my thing.Well,apart from the usual,day to day necessities,I actually suck  at talking to people.I'm usually abrupt and upfront about topics,and there's an aura of uneasiness whenever I try to make a conversation last.(That also explains the fact that I'm still single,although there's another perfectly reasonable excuse for that!) So I decided to make a little list of things that you should/should not do when you're talking to people. As people who know me person...

[Short]A worthy cause.

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Posts tagged [Short] will hereby be short. Not midget-sized,just short. That means it'll be teeny-weeny,itsy-bitsy posts. Usually containing weird,funny stuff. So check them out. I recently watched a movie called a movie called "Patch Adams",and it features a man who fought the views of the modern-day doctor-patient relationship and instead,opted and rooted for the true healing of a patient,which involved curing physical and mental ailments in the form of entertainment and humor. Although this doesn't sound scientific,I've fallen victim to this path,and I believe I've found a clue as to what I believe in.So make sure to check the movie out (It was released in 1998 and features Robin Williams in the lead role.) And check out the actual thing! It's a true story (or based on,I don't know.) D. (Although this is a short,I'll still attach song links to posts. I'm a man of my word . Coldplay - Paradise (One of my favorites!) Enjoy :) Th...