The Bird Whisperer (Sort of.)
*This post was supposed to have been posted back in March, 2014. But I forgot to because of CBSE Exams. I typed it up but decided to post it afterwards. So, without much further ado..* As the title boldly suggests, I can whisper stuff to birds. Not that it makes any sense to them. I mean, it's not like I'm forcibly crushing them in my hand while I whisper some random stuff like "Turn to page 394" or "Natalia Poklonskaya", now is it? Anyhoo, to cut things short, about 2 weeks ago, I saw two birds fluttering about near my apartment. As far as I could brilliantly deduce, they were probably searching for morsels of food lying about but to my surprise..they had built a nest. On my tree. My fake plastic tree. So, much to bewilderment of the parents, I began to dote upon the little ones. Mind you, I was having tests that would pretty much determine my career and basically my life. So I took extra effort...to be a watchful protector of sorts.. (batma